他们来了 They're coming.
-很高兴看到你 JJ -同样 将军 - Good to see you, JJ. - Likewise, General.
-欢迎来到俄罗斯 -好吧 我们继续吧 - Welcome to Russia. - Right, let's get on with it.
空心钚坑 Hollow plutonium pit.
97公斤 带三聚体提升 9.7 kilograms, with tritium boost.
产量为800千吨是可能的 A yield of 800 kilotons is possible.
花点时间 先生们 Take your time, gentlemen.
我们希望每个人都快乐 We want everyone to be happy.
那么 你有一个武器的建造者吗？ So, you have a builder for your weapon yet?
什么？ What?
建造你的武器 Builder for your weapon.
你关心什么？ What do you care?
获取钚 第一步 Obtaining plutonium, step one.
但是构建至关重要 But the build is most critical.
就是这样 我认识人简单的问题 That's it. I know people. Simple question.
不 这很简单 No, it is not simple.
-你问我的建设者是谁 -哇！哇！ - You asked me who my builder is. - Whoa! Whoa!
-有问题吗？ -是的 有问题 - Is there a problem? - Yeah, there is a problem.
我想这家伙是政府特工 I think this guy's a government agent.
你是谁？国际刑警？ Who are you? Interpol?
军情六处？中情局？ MI6? CIA?
别疯狂 Don't be crazy.
我只是个男人 I'm just a guy
站在另一个家伙面前 standing in front of another guy,
要求他不要开枪打他 asking him not to shoot him.
-哦 上帝啊 诺丁山 -他搞砸了 - Oh, Christ. 'Notting Hill'. - He's screwed.
-不 不他拿到了这个 -我们该怎么办？ - No, no. He's got this. - What are we gonna do?
什么 他太远了 Nothing. He's too far out.
他知道这是一次独奏 He knew this was a solo run.
你认为你知道什么 What do you think you know
你用武器指着我的朋友？ that you're pointing weapons at my friend?
他的故事俄罗斯黑手党 His story. Russian mafia.
假定是国际军火商 Supposed international arms dealer.
但我认识的人没人听说过你 But no-one I know has heard of you.
-显示你知道多少 -那个假口音 - Shows how much you know. - And that fake accent.
那是俄国人吗？ Is that supposed to be Russian?
我是说 为了上帝的缘故 参加表演课 I mean, take an acting class, for God's sake.
你听起来像米奇·鲁克在'铁人2' You sound like Mickey Rourke in 'Iron Man 2'.
他只是猜测 测试他 He's just guessing, testing him.
我们很好没什么可担心的 We're good. Nothing to worry about.
好吧 你抓到我了 Alright, you got me.
-哦 废话 -我的头只是不在游戏中 - Oh, crap. - My head's just not in the game.
这整个间谍的东西对我来说是新的 This whole spy stuff's new to me.
你知道 这很奇怪 You know, it's weird.
当一个士兵是自然而然地来的 Being a soldier came naturally.
这些东西 你知道 没有那么多 This stuff, you know, not so much.
但有一件事我擅长 But there is one thing I'm good at.
什么？ What's that?
踢屁屁 Kicking ass.
-见鬼 -我告诉了你 - Holy hell. - I told ya.
抬头！加油！我们走吧！ Heads up! Come on! Let's go!
嗯？ Huh?
杀了他！ Kill him!
哦 你在开玩笑！ Oh, you're kidding me!
加油！哎呀！ Come on! Ugh!
打我 宝贝 再来一次 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time... ♪
Jj！ JJ!
-走的路 杀手 -谢谢 - Way to go, killer. - Thank you.
男人 神话 The man, the myth.
哦 老大博比·乌尔夫 技术支持 Oh, man. Bobbi Ulf, tech support.
我能说 很荣幸见到你 Can I just say, it's an honour to meet you.
我已经看过你案卷的每一页 I have read every page of your case file
它是一个翻页机 像 惊人的五十个阴影 and it's a page-turner, like 'Fifty Shades of Amazing'.
金需要尽快见你汇报 Kim needs to see you asap for the debrief.
-你拿到了 -真棒棒 - You got it. - Awesome. Awesome.
祝你今天开心 Have a good day.
哎 呦 Whoops.
好吧 踢了一堆屁股 Well, kicked a bunch of ass.
-挺牛仔 -是的 - Quite the cowboy. - Yeah.
-非常英勇！ -谢谢 老板 - Very heroic! - Thanks, boss.
不 我被讽刺了 No, I'm being sarcast...
使命不仅仅是停止销售 JJ The mission wasn't just to stop a sale, JJ.
目标是找出他们所知道的 The goal was to find out what they knew
这样我们才能把网络的其余部分拿下来 so we could take the rest of the network down.
但是 现在这有点困难 看到你杀了所有人 But that's kinda difficult now, seeing that you killed everyone.
格雷戈维奇哈桑的财务主管 Gregovich. Hassan's head of finance.
哈桑的头 Hassan's head.
听着 因为你 我们一无所有 Look, it's because of you we have nothing.
我们有钚核 We've got the plutonium core.
事实证明 实际上有两个内核 Turns out there are two cores, actually.
这个人 阿扎尔 刚刚逃脱了 This man, Azar, just got away with it,
唯一一个你没杀的 the only one you didn't kill.
现在 他有一半需要的东西 Now he has half of what he needs
炸毁一个大城市 to blow up a major city.
看 你的特种部队记录是无可挑剔的 Look, your special forces record is impeccable.
但是智力是一种不同的球类游戏 But intelligence is a different kind of ball game.
你知道 间谍工艺需要技巧 You know, spy craft requires finesse,
细微差别 情商 nuance, emotional intelligence.
我拿到了我有很多情商 I've got those. I have plenty of emotional intelligence.
你是说你可以只读 So you're saying that you can just read
最轻微和最微妙的面部提示 the slightest and most subtle of facial cues
来评估目标的气质？ to assess a target's temperament?
绝对 Absolutely.
我的脸怎么说？ What does my face say?
我应该现在就开始阅读吗？ Should I start reading now?
哦 我的上帝 Oh, my God.
听着 JJ 我尊重你 好吗？ Look, JJ, I respect you, OK?
你为我们赢得了一些重大胜利 You put up some big wins for us.
但是 恕我直言我 But, with all due respect, I...
我只是觉得你没了 ...I just don't think you're out out for this.
休息一天 Take the rest of the day off.
回家休息一下 好吗？ Go home and get some rest, alright?
谢谢 吉米 Thanks, Jimmy.
晚安 蓝莓 Goodnight, Blueberry.
亚历克萨 玩一些舒缓的东西 Alexa, play something soothing.
这是我最喜欢的衬衫 This is my favourite shirt.
我喜欢的只是这个很酷的法国乐队 It's just this really cool French band that I like.
我住在法国时 我在音乐会上见过他们 I saw them in a concert when I lived in France.
我真的很喜欢法国音乐 I'm really into French music.
嗯？是的 Hmm? Yeah.
既然你提到它了 Now that you mention it,
我想住在法国很酷 I guess living in France was pretty cool.
星期六和你一起去溜冰？ Come ice-skating with you Saturday?
我可以问问我妈妈 Well, I could ask my mom.
怎么样？ OK, how was that?
我知道 我知道 奥齐 I know. I know, Ozzie.
我失去了他们 我真的很喜欢法国音乐 I lost them with, "I'm really into French music."
很酷的衬衫你从我的房间里拿到的吗？ Cool shirt. Did you get that from my room?
嗯？哦 是的 Hmm? Oh, yeah.
-学校怎么样？ -太好了 - How's school going? - Great.
小学女生 Elementary school girls
真的很热情 欢迎新孩子 are really warm and welcoming to new kids.
我们 就像 他们邀请参加所有聚会的第一个 We're, like, the first ones they invite to all the parties.
-你知道我怎么想吗？ -不晚到家上学我？ - You know what I think? - Not too late to homeschool me?
不 No.
我认为 如果你只是你自己 I think that if you're just yourself
你会结交一些好朋友 that you are going to make some good friends
看到你有多棒 就像我一样 who see how awesome you are, just like I do.
你知道谁这么说吗？ You know who says things like that?
谁？ Who?
所有不被邀请参加聚会的孩子的父母 All the parents of kids who don't get invited to parties.
你要吃你的鸡蛋吗？ Are you gonna eat your egg?
不 谢谢 No, thanks.
-小心点 -过来！ - Watch out. - Coming through!
是的 芝加哥赢了 Yeah, Chicago won.
怎么了 伙计们？从我的座位出来 Yo, what's up, guys? Yo, get out of my seat.
-那是什么？ -哦 这个？ - What is that? - Oh, this?
我是这个法国乐队的时候 It's this French band when I was...
哦 我的上帝 是果冻 Oh, my God. It's jelly.
你脸上都有果冻 You have jelly, like, all over your face.
肯定张贴在Insta上 Definitely posting that on Insta.
事实上 我 我不允许 Actually, I'm... I'm not allowed
在互联网上有我自己的照片 to have pictures of myself on the internet.
是我妈妈她害怕网络欺凌 It's my mom. She's afraid of cyberbullies.
谁会欺负你？ Who would bully you?
我听说会有这么大的溜冰派对 So, I heard there was going to be this big ice-skating party.
哦 我的上帝 它已经得到了 像 八个喜欢 Oh, my God. It's already gotten, like, eight likes.
尽管我们在俄罗斯失败了 Despite our failure in Russia,
国家安全局已经想出了线索 the NSA has come up with a lead.
他们相信哈桑和这个人一起工作 They believe Hassan had been working with this man,
维克多·马奎斯 前法国特种部队 Victor Marquez, former French special ops.
他是法国国民 一直在交易非法武器 He's a French national who's been trading illegal arms
在过去的二十年里 for the past two decades.
维克多最近加紧了他的游戏进入核竞技场 Victor has recently stepped up his game into the nuclear arena
并获得了一些真正危险的东西 - and has acquired something truly dangerous -
苏联小型化核弹的原理图 Soviet schematics for a miniaturised nuke.
多年来 他一直与他的兄弟大卫携手工作 For years, he's worked hand in hand with his brother, David.
有报道称两者之间发生了权力斗争 There were reports of a power struggle between the two.
大卫不想要他哥哥 David didn't want his brother
有核计划 并隐藏他们 to have the nuclear plans and hid them.
愤怒 维克多杀了他 Enraged, Victor killed him.
后来他几乎被警察抓获 Later he was almost captured by police,
但他逃跑了 还在逃跑 but he escaped and is still on the run.
哦 那个可怜的女士有人知道她是否还好吗？ Oh, that poor lady. Does anyone know if she's OK?
她很好 She's fine.
如果马奎斯找到这些计划并卖给阿扎尔 繁荣！ If Marquez finds those plans and sells them to Azar... Boom!
我们的使命？在马奎斯找到计划之前 先把马奎斯拿下来 Our mission? Take down Marquez before he can locate the plans.
我们知道他的下落吗？ Do we know his whereabouts?
国家安全局相信他要去柏林会见阿扎尔 NSA believes he's headed to Berlin to meet with Azar.
-是的！爱柏林 -克里斯蒂娜 你会接受的 - Yes! Love Berlin. - Christina, you'll take it.
我们也有军情六处的情报 We also have intel from MI6.
解密消息建议 Decrypted messaging suggests
马奎斯一直与他的律师从巴黎接触 that Marquez has been in contact with his lawyer from Paris,
一个叫科尔的国际混蛋 an international scumbag named Koll.
-巴黎也很酷 -克里斯蒂娜 你的也是 - Paris is cool too. - Christina, yours also.
-好了 -JJ？ - C'est bon. - JJ?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
你会和波比一起监视的 You'll be on surveillance with Bobbi.
-打扰一下？ -不可能 - Excuse me? - No way.
死去的哥哥的妻子搬回美国 Dead brother's wife moved back to the US.
她的参与程度尚不清楚 Her level of involvement is unclear.
在我们抓住马奎斯之前 我们最好一直盯着她 Until we capture Marquez, it's best that we keep an eye on her.
这是你最后一枪 This is your last shot.
是的 就是这个 Yep, this is it.
太神奇了最后在战场上 This is amazing. Finally in the field.
和你在一起 所有的人 我的第一个任务 And with you, of all people, on my first mission.
照顾平民不是一项任务 Babysitting civilians is not a mission.
也没有 你和我 And there is no "you and me".
如果这不是任务 Well, if this isn't a mission,
那是什么？ then what's this?
-计划B -是的 - Plan B. - Yeah.
执行一项重要且具有潜在危险的任务 For an important and potentially dangerous mission.
不要触摸 Do not touch.
对不起 蓝莓 Sorry, Blueberry.
家甜蜜的家 Home sweet home.
哦 巴黎 不是 Oh, Paris, this is not.
哦！在床上！ Ooh! Dibs on the bed!
是的 你可以拥有它 我坐沙发 Yeah, you can have it. I'll take the couch.
-那是血 -哦 那不是血 - That's blood. - Oh, that's not blood.
可能是斯里拉查 或者别的什么 That might be sriracha, or something.
-也许他们在床上吃 -不 那是血 - Maybe they ate in bed. - No, that's blood.
-任务简介在 -最后演出时间 - Mission brief's in. - Finally. Showtime.
好 凯特·瓦莱 大卫·马奎斯的妻子 去世了 Alright. Kate Vale, wife of David Marquez, deceased.
原产于芝加哥 Originally from Chicago.
三个月前带着女儿从巴黎搬回来 Moved back from Paris three months ago with her daughter.
没有亲密的家庭没有活跃的社交媒体 No close family. No active social media.
她是县医院的一名ER护士 She's an ER nurse at County Hospital.
-认为这份工作是掩护吗？ -我不知道 - Think the job's a cover? - I don't know.
那是她的女儿 苏菲九岁 Alright, that's her daughter, Sophie. Nine years old.
刚在橡树宪章开始四年级 Just started 4th grade at Oak Tree Charter.
梅 我一定可以带她去 Meh, I could definitely take her.
我们开始工作吧 Let's get to work.
好吧 让我们快点 Alright, let's make this quick.
嘘 嘘！ Shh! Shh!
太神奇了你总是吃熏肉吗？ That's amazing. Do you always have bacon on you?
是的 Yeah.
壁橱？这有点卑鄙 The closet? That's a little mean.
我要搜查公寓设置摄像机 I'm gonna search the apartment. Get the cameras set up.
好 摄像机都上了 JJ Alright. Cameras are up, JJ.
-他们都退房了 -复制那个 - And they all check out. - Copy that.
只是把它包装在这里 Just wrapping it up here.
哦 她回来了 Oh, she's back.
我在餐厅拿到支票了 I got my check at the restaurant
在我意识到我忘了我的钱包之前 before I realised I forgot my wallet.
我知道 我知道 我正在失去它 I know. I know. I'm losing it.
嗯 不 我现在要抓住它 Uh, well, no, I'm gonna grab it now.
我20点就到 不用担心 I'll be there in 20. Do not worry.
-躲起来！ -在哪里？ - Hide! - Where?
某处 钱包不会 Somewhere a w... a wallet wouldn't be.
你知道我是怎么开车的 You know how I drive.
我马上见 再见 I'll see you soon. 'Bye.
呵呵 Huh.
停止 停下 停下 Stop. Stop it. Stop it.
好吧 她只是把这个地方拆开 OK, she is just tearing the place apart.
好吧 她走下走廊了 OK, she's coming down the hallway.
哦 她在房间里 Oh, she's in the room.
哦 我的上帝 Oh, my God.
我的下一步行动是什么？ What's my next move?
她在厨房里五、四的疏散 现在 She's in the kitchen. Evac in five, four... Now.
走出前门 走出前门 我们冻结 Out the front door, out the front door. And we freeze.
走 走 走 走 Go, go, go, go.
哦 那很好 Aw, that's nice.
我正在失去理智 I'm losing my mind.
上帝 我不能接受这个 God, I can't take this.
我知道 I know.
紧张 期待 兴奋 The tension, the anticipation, the excitement.
你可能会上瘾 You could get addicted
肾上腺素高相当快 to the adrenaline high pretty quickly.
不 无聊 No, the boredom.
哦 是的 我知道 有这么多的层 嗯？ Oh, yeah. I know. There's so many layers, huh?
嘿 我只想说 我真能从你中学习 Hey, I just wanna say I'm real excited to be learning from you.
我没有教你任何东西 I am not teaching you anything.
我不知道 这更像是一种导师/门德关系 I don't know. It's more of a mentor/mentee relationship.
-我们没有任何关系 -然而 - We have zero relationship. - Yet.
但是我们正在朝着一些非常伟大的方向发展 But we're building toward something pretty great.
我能感觉到 I can just feel it.
您将分享您在该领域的悲惨经历 You'll share your harrowing experiences in the field.
我给你看一些 And I'll show you some...
不要触摸 Do not touch.
好吧 那真是太棒了这就是我要说的！ OK, that was awesome. That's what I'm talking about!
你得教我怎么做这样的事 You gotta teach me how to do stuff like this.
由于缺乏运动技能 这是不可能的 With your lack of motor skills, that would be impossible.
你是技术员我是行动 You're the tech. I'm the action.
哦 是的 也许我成了行动 让所有人大吃一惊 Oh, yeah, well, maybe I become the action, surprising everyone.
你可能需要我把你的纳斯放在一个捏中 You might need me to save your ass in a pinch.
你永远不会救我的 You will never save my ass.
协助？我可以帮你 Assist? I could assist you.
拜托 给我看几样东西不会伤人 嗯？ Come on, it couldn't hurt to show me a few things, huh?
以防万一 Just in case...
哦 Ow.
嘿 请把门关上 Hey. Close the door, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
我知道那张脸 I know that face.
什么脸？ What face?
我要把一些令人失望的消息扔到你脸上 的面 The "I'm about to drop some disappointing news on you" face.
不 这是我的 今晚我们应该吃意大利面吗？ No. This is my "Should we have spaghetti tonight?" face.
这看起来像我的 我们不能去滑冰 的脸 Which also looks like my "We can't go ice-skating" face.
妈妈！ Mom!
我在医院多班 苏菲对不起 I'm doing an extra shift at the hospital, Sophie. Sorry.
-大家都去 -我知道 我知道 - Everyone's going. - I know, I know.
但我别无选择 But I don't have a choice.
听着 我回家后我们一起做点什么怎么样？ Listen, how about when I get home we do something together?
-我们可以去看电影 -当然可以 - We can go to the movies. - Sure.
和我妈妈出去玩比交朋友要酷得多！ Hanging out with my mom is way cooler than making friends!
我讨厌这个地方！ I hate this place!
是的 我也是 Yeah. Me too.
哦 所以 因为我们是同性恋 你只是假设我们冰鞋？ Oh, so, because we're gay, you just assume we ice-skate?
我们看到火花和亮片 听到席琳·迪翁的音乐 We see sparkles and sequins and hear Celine Dion music,
我们只是不能帮助自己 嗯？ and we just can't help ourselves, huh?
-就像火焰的飞虫一样 -哦 我的天哪 - Like moths to a flame. - Oh, my goodness.
不 对不起 那 那不是 No, I'm sorry. That... that's not...
我只是在玩 女孩 I'm just playing, girl.
我们当然溜冰！开什么玩笑？ Of course we ice-skate! Are you kidding?
托德和我一次冰舞课时见过面 Todd and I met at an ice-dancing class.
这就是我爱上他的地方 不是吗 T？ That's where I fell for him. Ain't that right, T?
那 那是个是的 That... that was a yes.
任何胡 我们很想和索夫一起打溜冰场 Anyhoo, we'd love to lace up and hit the rink with Soph,
但我明天有一百万个差事要跑 but I have a million and one errands to run tomorrow,
托德在家工作 and Todd is working from home.
-他是个治疗师 -他是治疗师？ - He's a therapist. - He's a therapist?
人们对他敞开心扉的方式真是令人惊奇 The way people open up to him is really amazing.
如果你需要有人谈论生活或工作 If you ever need someone to talk to about life or work
或者你的头发颜色选择怎么说你 or what your hair colour choices say about you...
哦 哦 实际上 这不是一个选择 Oh, oh, actually, this wasn't a choice.
-这是我的自然色 -嗯 -嗯 - This is my natural colour. - Mm-hm.
没有选择是一种选择 No choice is a choice.
但我们一定会为你关注她 But we will definitely keep an eye on her for you.
不用担心 我们什么也无从受 Don't worry. Nothing gets by us.
不是吗 T？ Ain't that right, T?
-那也是 -是吗？ - That was a yes too. - Yeah?
我们有个怪人 We got a bogey.
狗找到了我们的相机 The dog found our camera.
哦 这不好 Oh, this is not good.
哦 好吧 她不知道她在看什么 Oh, OK, she doesn't know what she's looking at.
很难说那是照相机 It's impossible to tell that's a camera.
是否确定？ Are you sure?
即使她知道 她也找不到 Even if she did know, she can't trace it.
这是所有无线和加密 It's all wireless and encrypted.
我不知道 她做点什么了 I don't know. She's onto something.
嗯 Hmm.
是的 鸡肉皮卡塔和你喜欢的花椰菜 Yeah, chicken piccata with the broccolini you like,
但你在吃冰淇淋的细节 but you're on ice-cream detail.
嘿 卡洛斯 Hey, Carlos.
也没有香草多么基本啊！ And no vanilla. How basic!
嘿 二十 二十五 Hey. And 20, 25.
保留更改 谢谢 Keep the change. Thank you.
来吧 让我们回顾一下我们错过了什么 Come on, let's review what we missed
昨晚我们买杂货的时候 when we were buying groceries last night.
学校怎么样？你学到了什么好东西吗？ How was school? You learn anything good?
你在画什么？ What are you drawing?
什么 Nothing.
嗯 Hmm.
哦 嘿 妈妈 你的一天怎么样？ "Oh, hey, Mom, how was your day?"
嗯 实际上 那是 Well, actually, it was, um...
真的很紧张和紧张 ...it was really intense and stressful.
这三辆车的MVC 有大规模伤亡 This three-car MVC with mass casualties
和 和多次截肢 and... and multiple amputations and...
到处都是血 ...blood just gushing everywhere.
真的发生过吗？ Did that actually happen?
不 我只是想让你说点什么 No. I'm just trying to get you to say something.
你还在为我滑冰而生气吗？ Are you still mad at me about the ice-skating?
太难了 -妈妈太努力了 That's tough - Mom's trying so hard
那个活泼的孩子不会让她休息一下 and that bratty kid won't give her a break.
-我不认为她很活泼 -嘿 你怎么进去的？ - I don't think she's bratty. - Hey, how'd you get in here?
好的 她有照相机她可能正在流式传输 OK, she has a camera. She might be streaming.
-你们是中情局吗？ -没有 - Are you guys CIA? - No.
你凭什么认为我们是中情局？ What makes you think we're CIA?
你们在监视我们以防我叔叔回来吗？ Are you guys watching us in case my uncle comes back?
他应该回来吗？ Is he supposed to come back?
不 他讨厌我妈妈 No. He hates my mom.
有一次他们在圣诞节打架 One time they got into a fight at Christmas.
她把酒倒在他的头上 She poured wine all over his head
在这个非常高档的餐厅 at this really fancy restaurant.
哦 我不会碰的他不喜欢那样 Ooh, I wouldn't touch that. He doesn't like that.
你陷入了一个非常敏感的境地 You've stumbled into a very sensitive situation,
小女士 little lady.
现在 你为什么不交出那部电话 Now, why don't you hand over that phone
在你给自己添麻烦之前？ before you get yourself in big trouble?
但你不会遇到大麻烦吗？ But won't you get in big trouble
让你的封面被一个9岁的孩子吹 for having your cover blown by a 9-year-old
谁在录制这个并将其流式传输到云？ who's recording this and streaming it to the cloud?
只需单击一下 即可将此视频发送给每个人 With just one click, I could send this video to everyone.
她能做到吗？ Can she do that?
是的 其实并不难 Yeah. Not actually that hard.
听着 小女孩 我们是你的朋友 Look, little girl, we're your friends.
我们来帮你 We're here to help you.
我们来这里是为了保护你和你的妈妈 We're here to protect you and your mommy.
那你为什么保守秘密 Then why are you keeping this all a secret
把相机藏在我们公寓里？ and hiding cameras in our apartment?
好的 呃 侧边栏？嗯？嗯 OK, uh, sidebar? Hmm? Hm.
好吧 我们被炸了 Alright, we're blown.
-协议说我们退出 -不可能 - Protocol says we pull out. - No way.
如果金发现我们是由一个9岁的孩子做的 我的职业生涯就结束了 If Kim finds out we got made by a 9-year-old, my career's over.
选项是什么？ What's the option?
杀了她 让它看起来像个意外 Kill her. Make it look like an accident.
-是的也许是楼梯 -什么？ - Yeah. Maybe the stairs. - What?
哇 仍在录制 Wow. Still recording.
呃 来的方式比我的意思更糟 Uh, that... came off way worse than I meant.
我开玩笑的那是个玩笑对？ I was kidding. That was a joke. Right?
真有意思 It was funny.
我告诉你什么 I'll tell you what -
我会给我看我妈妈这个视频 或者我们可以达成交易 I'll show my mom this video or we can cut a deal.
哦 该死的 她很好 Oh, damn, she's good.
什么样的交易？ What kind of deal?
需要明确的是 这是一次性的安排 Just to be clear, this is a one-time arrangement.
再也不会了我们40分钟后就离开这里了 明白吗？ Never again. We're out of here in 40 minutes, understood?
是的 拿到了 Yeah, got it.
我能为你得到什么？ And what can I get for you?
请使用4号 Size 4, please.
-你呢 先生？ -没有溜冰鞋给我 - And you, sir? - No skates for me.
你不溜冰吗？ You're not going to skate?
我说我带你溜冰我没说我会滑冰 I said I'd bring you skating. I didn't say I'd skate.
你要让我一个人去吗？ You're going to make me go alone?
拜吧 我是说 你们没有说 Come on, I mean, don't you guys have some saying
比如 没有人掉队 还是别的什么？ like, "No-one left behind" or something?
是的 但你不是士兵 Yeah. But you're not a soldier.
等 你不知道怎么做吗？ Wait. Do you not know how?
你有30分钟 然后我们离开 You've got 30 minutes, then we're leaving.
当你往外看时 你看到了什么？ When you look out there, what do you see?
90名平民 最低安全 周边软 没有掩护 90 civilians, minimal security, soft perimeter. No cover.
微笑的人玩得开心 你应该试试看 Smiling people having fun. You should try it sometime.
29分钟 29 minutes.
什么 你害怕吗？ What, are you afraid?
尺寸 15 Size 15.
你还在等什么？任何人都可以滑冰 What are you waiting for? Anyone can skate.
好的 好的 知道了 OK, OK. I got it.
哎呀！ Ugh!
哇 你没事吧？ Whoa. Are you OK?
我很好 I'm fine.
好动作！巴邦！ Nice move! Ba-boom!
闭嘴 Shut up.
好的 我去和一些朋友打招呼 OK, I'm gonna go say hi to some friends.
嘿 先生 你又要跌倒了？ Hey, mister, you gonna fall again?
-不 -你确定吗？你在发抖 - No. - You sure? You're shaking.
如果我是 那是愤怒 Well, if I am, it's with anger,
想想我要对你做什么 thinking about what I'm gonna do to you.
嘿 你们这些家伙 Hey, you guys.
-你在这儿干什么？ -哦 我一直来这里 - Uh, what are you doing here? - Oh, I come here all the time.
也许我们可以一起溜冰 Maybe we could skate together.
是的 嗯 我们正在做我们自己的事 Yeah, well, we're kind of doing our own thing.
嘿 伙计们 我们要玩标签 Hey, guys, we're gonna play tag.
-来呀！ -快结束！后 - Come on! - Be right over! Later.
哦 谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
阿格格！ Arggh!
你出去了！零容忍欺凌政策 You're outta here! Zero-tolerance bullying policy.
嗯 他们开始了！ Well, they started it!
那么 你到底怎么了？ So, what happened to you out there?
你怎么了？ What happened to you?
我想我弄坏了 I think I broke something.
内心深处 Deep inside.
冰淇淋会让你感觉好些 它总是帮助我 Ice-cream will make you feel better. It always helps me.
不 冰淇淋不是交易的一部分 No. Ice-cream wasn't part of the deal.
你想向我妈妈解释一下吗？ Would you like to explain that to my mom?
是吗？ Well?
我感觉好多了 I feel a little better.
我也是 Me too.
-我们很酷 对吧？ -你什么意思？ - So, we're cool, right? - What do you mean?
我是说 你不能告诉任何人我是谁 我做什么 I mean, you can't tell anybody who I am or what I do.
你必须回到你的生活 离开我们 You have to go back to living your life and leave us alone.
放松点 我们很酷 Relax, we're cool.
-那是什么？ -平基的承诺 - What's that? - Pinky promise.
-说真的？ -继续 - Seriously? - Go on.
你应该看着她！ You were supposed to be watching her!
-任何事情都可能发生 -哦 我的上帝！她在那儿！ - Anything could've happened... - Oh, my God! There she is!
你是谁 摸着小个子？ And who are you, touching pinkies?
-妈妈 等等！哦 我的上帝 -哎呀！ - Mom, wait! Oh, my God. - Ugh!
放开我女儿！把我的电话给我！ Let go of my daughter! Give me my phone!
-我叫警察 -妈妈 你不明白 - I'm calling the police. - Mom, you don't understand.
我无视你的规矩 去了公园 I ignored your rules and went to the park.
学校里有两个混蛋 There were these two jerks from school
把我推倒了 真的很痛 that pushed me down and it really hurt.
JJ看到了他住在楼上 And JJ saw it. He lives upstairs.
他从大楼里认出了我 He recognised me from the building
平静地和男孩们交谈 and calmly talked to the boys
告诉他们他们做错了 and told them what they did was wrong,
然后得到冰淇淋 让我感觉更好 送我回家！ then got ice-cream to make me feel better and walked me home!
哦 我的主和泰勒！你是怎么做到的？ Oh, my Lord and Taylor! How did you do that?
他的肌肉和火腿一起大！托德 你看到了吗？ He has muscles the size of hams! Todd, did you see that?
我知道！托德也不敢相信 I know! Todd can't believe it either.
哦 我 对不起 这是我的孩子 Oh, I, um... I'm sorry. This is my kid.
-我能帮你 -不 - Can I just help you... - No.
不 没关系 我很好 No, it's OK, I'm good.
我要回家收集我的想法 I'm just gonna head home and gather my thoughts.
真的 我很好对不起 Really, I'm fine. Excuse me.
我想你做了一点小便出来 I think you made a little pee come out.
你怎么了？ What happened to you?
我甚至不能谈论它 I can't even talk about it.
让我们说 情况已经处理 Let's just say the situation has been handled.
-哦 我的天 你杀了她！ -闭嘴 - Oh, my God, you killed her! - Shut up.
嘿 大家伙！ Hey, big fella!
色泽怎么样？ How are the huevos?
-是的 他们很好 -真的吗？ - Yeah, they're fine. - Really?
因为昨天你好像很痛苦 Because it looked like you were in a lot of pain yesterday.
不 我没事 No, I'm OK.
托德说他看见你哭了 Todd said he thought he saw you crying.
什么？我没哭 What? I wasn't crying.
托德想知道你为工作做了什么 Todd was wondering what you did for work.
他真是个忙人 He's such a busybody,
总是审问新邻居 always interrogating the new neighbours.
我现在要休息一下 想弄清楚 I'm taking a break right now, trying to figure it out.
欢迎来到大楼 JJ 我们会在周围见到你的 Welcome to the building, JJ. We'll see you around.
是的 谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
苏菲 救命！ Sophie, help!
我需要你！现在！ I need you! Now!
Jj！我只是来找你！快点！ JJ! I was just coming to get you! Come on, hurry!
苏菲 请再给我拿些毛巾来！ Sophie, bring me some more towels, please!
-妈妈 JJ来了 -什么？为什么？ - Mom, JJ's here. - What? Why?
-来 让我来帮忙 -呃 不 - Here, let me help. - Uh, no.
我已经控制住了但谢谢你 I've got this under control. But thank you.
是这些老建筑的管道 It's the plumbing in these old buildings.
我只需要拧紧管子 I just need to tighten the pipe.
这不是管子 是一个松散的配件 It's not a pipe, it's a loose fitting.
奥齐 不！ Ozzie, no!
太奇怪了 That is so weird.
他通常讨厌陌生人 He usually hates strangers,
但他似乎过分地对着你 but he seems to be inordinately into you.
-是的 这太奇怪了 -哦 过来 宝贝 - Yeah, that is weird. - Oh, come here, baby.
我猜你对这个配件是对的 I guess you were right about the fitting.
是的 我只是不明白发生了什么 Yeah. I just don't understand what happened.
也许JJ可以留下来吃晚饭？ Maybe JJ could stay for dinner?
-嗯？ -不 我不可能 - Hmm? - No, I couldn't possibly.
我想你可以 I think you could.
哦 我的上帝 Oh, my God.
我们用橄榄油了 We're out of olive oil.
芥末后面有一个新瓶子 There's a new bottle in the back, behind the mustard.
我会 打赌 I'd... bet.
谢谢 Thanks.
哦 请问一下 我 我最好拿这个 Oh, excuse me for a second. I... I'd better take this.
确定 Sure.
-嘿 -嘿 很高兴我抓到你了 - Hey. - Hey, glad I caught you.
我只是打电话来看看你为什么喝玫瑰酒 I was just calling to see why you're drinking rosé
在我们目标家的浴室里！ in the bathroom of our target's house!
等 你把相机放在浴室里了吗？ Wait. Did you put a camera in the bathroom?
什么样的佩尔夫把相机放在浴室里？ What kind of perv puts a camera in the bathroom?
一个天才的歪曲 就是他 A genius pervert, that's who.
当他们不想被听到的时候 人们90就在那里 People 90 there when they don't want to be heard.
-很显然 -嘿 别这样对我 - Apparently. - Hey, don't make this about me.
你到底在干什么？ What the hell are you doing in there?
-他们邀请我吃晚饭 -你说是？！ - They invited me for dinner. - And you said yes?!
我别无选择 那孩子伏击了我 I had no choice. The kid ambushed me.
好吧 好吧 我们来度过难关的 OK, alright, um, we're gonna get through this.
嗯 我 我想 下面是我们要做的 Um... I g... I guess... Here's what we're gonna do.
你要去吃晚饭 You're gonna go to dinner,
你会有礼貌和无害的 and you're gonna be polite and innocuous,
然后你就会滚出去 and then you will get the hell out.
你觉得呢？ You think?
-你有什么更好的主意吗？ -是的 - Do you have any better ideas? - Yes.
我会用五头钠给他们 I'll dose them with sodium pentothal
当你破解云 得到孩子的录音 while you hack the cloud, get the kid's recordings.
然后我们给大楼电线 这样它看起来像煤气泄漏 Then we wire the building so it looks like a gas leak.
繁荣 零证据我们出去了 Boom. Zero evidence. We're outta here.
好吧 好吧 我们同意你的主意 Alright, fine, we'll go with your idea.
嗯 对不起 鸡肉有点干 Mm, sorry, the chicken's a little dry.
嗯 是的 真的煮得太熟了 Mm, yeah, it's really overcooked.
你觉得这很糟糕吗？毫米 Well, you think this is bad? Mm.
在阿富汗有一次 我们被切断了一个月 One time in Afghanistan, we were cut off for a month,
我们吃的都是这些蜥蜴 and all we had to eat were these lizards.
我们不能射杀他们 因为那会吸引敌人 We couldn't shoot 'em 'cause that would attract the enemy,
所以我们不得不用石头砸他们的小脑袋 so we had to bash their little heads in with rocks.
工作真的很乱 Really messy work.
然后我们不得不在C -4上煮他们 Then we had to cook 'em over C-4,
给了他们这种可怕的化学味道 which gave them this awful chemical taste.
但是 地狱 到那个时候 But, hell, by that time
不管怎样 我们喝自己的尿液 所以 we were drinking our own urine anyway, so...
嗯 我真的很抱歉 Um... I'm really sorry.
我已经很久没和平民一起吃饭了 I haven't had dinner with civilians in a long time.
嘿 妈妈 我在想 因为你不能带我去 Hey, Mom, I was thinking, since you can't take me
明天在学校给家长和特别朋友日 to Parents and Special Friends Day tomorrow at school,
也许JJ可以带走我 maybe JJ could take me.
我不认为这是最好的主意 I don't think that's the best idea.
-不是最好的主意 -为什么不呢？ - Not the best idea. - Why not?
因为我肯定他很忙 Because I'm sure he's very busy.
-很忙 -他不是他失业了 - Very busy. - He's not. He's unemployed.
他只是整天坐在一起看电视 He just sits around all day watching TVs.
苏菲 那可不是很好 Sophie, that's not very nice.
不 不好 No, not nice.
只是 其他人都带人来 It's just... everyone else has someone to bring,
你说你不能下班 and you said you can't get out of work,
我不会有任何人的 and I'm not going to have anybody.
我是唯一一个 And I'm gonna be the only one.
请？ Please?
严重？特别朋友日？ Seriously? Special Friends Day?
那孩子很狡猾 伙计 That kid is tricky, man.
我怀念与恐怖分子打交道 I miss dealing with terrorists.
-晚安 JJ！ -哦 她很好 - Goodnight, JJ! - Oh, she's good.
晚安你的女同性恋朋友太 And goodnight to your lesbian friend too.
那么 我们走进这儿的是什么？ So, what are we walking into here?
我不知道 这是我第一个特别的朋友日 I don't know. This is my first Special Friends Day.
弱英特尔从来不是一个好的起始位置 Weak intel is never a good starting position.
指出 Noted.
记住 我需要保持低调 Remember, I need to keep a low profile,
所以没有讨论我是谁或我做什么 so no discussing who I am or what I do.
就是这个 And this is it.
不再有特殊人物天或滑冰或任何东西 No more Special Persons days or skating or anything.
我有工作要做 I've got a job to do.
这不会像电影一样 你和我 This ain't gonna end up like some movie, with you and me
坐在小椅子上 与娃娃有一个茶会 sitting in little chairs, having a tea party with dolls.
嘿 说清楚 我支持你 Hey, and just to be clear, I'm onto you.
我知道你撞破了水槽 I know you busted the sink.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
从前 有个小女孩 Once upon a time, there was a little girl
谁得到了太大的方式 她的胸膛 who got way too big for her britches.
然后有一天她消失了 Then one day she disappeared
没人找到尸体 and no-one ever found the body.
你喜欢故事吗？我有个故事 You like stories? I got a story.
一旦有中情局特工 Once there was a CIA agent
把相机放在小女孩的浴室里 that put cameras in a little girl's bathroom
一边引诱她妈妈吃鸡肉和酒 while seducing her mom over chicken and wine.
很肯定 他们不教兰利 Pretty sure they don't teach that at Langley.
上帝啊！ Jesus Christ!
你现在不能回去了我们到了 You can't back out now. We're here.
我不会退缩的 I'm not backing out.
我只是从不喜欢学校 I just never liked school very much.
没人这样做是学校 No-one does. It's school.
我们都只是想活下来 We're all just trying to survive it.
加油 Come on.
欢迎大家 Welcome, everyone.
我们的学生非常兴奋 Our students are so excited
今天能炫耀他们的学校 to be able to show off their school today,
那我们为什么不开始 So why don't we begin
通过会见我们的一些父母和特殊的朋友？ by meeting a few of our parents and special friends?
谁愿意先走？ Who would like to go first?
-安德烈 -我带了我妈妈来 - Andre. - I brought my mom.
你好 Hi.
我是蒂娜 我帮助人们管理他们的钱 I'm Tina, and I help people manage their money
这样当他们决定停止工作时 so that by the time they decide to stop working,
他们有一个巢蛋 they have a nest egg.
我和我的团队制定时间表 My team and I make the schedule
对于航空公司的所有航班 for all the flights at the airline,
每天超过3000人 which is over 3,000 a day.
通过控制这个小机器人 And by controlling this tiny little robot,
我实际上可以从里面修复心脏瓣膜 I can actually repair the heart valve from the inside
通过这个程序 and with this procedure,
我每年拯救一百多条生命 I save over a hundred lives a year.
苏菲 你今天和谁在一起？ Sophie, who do you have with you today?
-嗯 我的手没上 -没关系 - Uh, my hand wasn't up. - That's OK.
这是我特别的朋友 JJ Um, this is my special friend, JJ.
-对不起 -哦！ - Excuse me. - Ow!
上帝 对不起 孩子 God. I'm sorry, kid.
-啊 -哦 上帝 - Ah. - Oh, God.
-哦！那是我的脚！ -对不起 - Ow! That's my foot! - Sorry.
嗨 各位我叫JJ Hi, everyone. Uh, my name is JJ.
呃 Uh...
从专业上讲 我现在在探索我的选择 Professionally, I'm exploring my options right now.
-失业 -嘘 - Unemployed. - Shh.
在我以前的工作中 我 In my former line of work, I was...
我倒了垃圾 I took out garbage.
事实上 我把它带到了世界各地 I took it out all over the world, actually.
哦 我的上帝 伤心 Oh, my God. Sad.
礼仪 类 每个人的经验都是有价值的 好吗？ Manners, class. Everyone's experiences are valuable, OK?
没有什么可羞愧的 There's nothing to be ashamed of.
她太奇怪了她为什么要带他来？ She's so weird. Why would she bring him?
当我说我把垃圾拿出来的时候 When I said I took out the garbage...
我是说人类的垃圾 ...I meant human trash.
事实是 The truth is
我是前陆军游侠 I'm a former Army Ranger
现在为秘密行动工作 who now works for secret operations
美国情报机构 for a US intelligence agency
可能或可能不是 也可能是中情局的 that may or may not or may be the CIA.
嗯 我真的不应该谈论它 Well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it,
但我看到了一些判断和一些不友善 but I saw some judging and some unkindness,
所以我只是想澄清事实 so I just wanted to set the record straight.
但如果这些信息离开这个房间 But if any of this information were to leave this room,
我会找到你的 I will find you.
不 我只是开玩笑 No, I'm just kidding.
有点 Sort of.
-你曾经中枪吗？ -是的 - Have you ever been shot? - Yes.
-我们能看到伤疤吗？ -海伦！ - Can we see the scars? - Helen!
-你杀过人吗？ -多少？ - Have you ever killed anyone? - How many?
听着 这并不重要 Look, that's not what's important.
你在这里必须记住的是 What you have to remember here is,
他们都是坏人吗 你知道吗？ is they were all bad guys, you know?
恐怖分子、劫机者、绑架者、人口贩子 Terrorists, hijackers, kidnappers, human traffickers
或只是真的很烦人 or just really annoying.
是的 我真的不认为我们需要庆祝这个 Yeah, I really don't think we need to be celebrating this.
坐下 哈尔轮到你了 Sit down, Hal. You've had your turn.
我所做的一切 And everything I did
是维护美国安全服务 was in the service of keeping America safe.
8 9 10 准备与否 我来了 ...8, 9, 10. Ready or not, here I come.
找到你了 Found you.
-明天见 苏菲 -再见 艾米莉 - See you tomorrow, Sophie. - See you, Emily.
-你好 JJ -嘿 贝瑟女士 - Hello, JJ. - Hey, Ms Besser.
哦 请叫我帕姆 Oh, please, call me Pam.
我只是想告诉你我印象如何 I just wanted to tell you how impressed I am
今天见到你我是多么高兴 and how glad I was to get to meet you today.
谢谢 别客气 Thanks. My pleasure.
我想每个人都很喜欢 I think everyone really enjoyed it.
有好的一天 Have a nice day.
-嗯 再见 -好吧 - Well, see you around. - Alright.
-把它撕碎 -什么？ - Tear that up. - What?
-你听到我了 -是的 但是 - You heard me. - Yeah, but...
利益冲突 Conflict of interest.
-现在吃吧 -不！ - Now eat it. - No!
-嘿 你们这些家伙 -妈妈！ - Hey, you guys. - Mom!
-今天怎么样？ -我们度过了最美好的一天 - How'd it go today? - We had the best day.
再见 苏菲！ See you later, Sophie!
-再见 JJ -再见 - 'Bye, JJ. - See you.
我要90个对我的朋友说'再见' I'm gonna 90 say 'bye to my friends.
确定 Sure.
哇 看来你给人留下了深刻的印象 Wow. Seems you made quite the impression.
对每个人 On everyone.
-谢谢你今天 -是的确定 - Thank you for today. - Yeah. Sure.
苏菲看起来太高兴了 Sophie just seems so happy.
进展如何？ How's it going?
我们达成了协议 We had a deal.
我只是想说谢谢 I just wanted to say thank you
上周来我学校 for coming to my school last week.
你给我的朋友和我妈妈留下了深刻的印象 You made a really big impression on my friends and my mom.
很高兴我能帮忙 最后一次 Yeah, glad I could help... for the last time.
-你还没有结婚吧？ -为什么？ - You're not married, are you? - Why?
我想弄清楚你你的真实故事是什么？ I'm trying to figure you out. What's your real story?
在粗糙的外表下 你看起来像个好人 Under the rough exterior, you seem like a nice guy,
但有点损坏和单独 but sort of damaged and alone.
你开玩笑吧 You gotta be kidding me.
-我在想死去的妻子 -没有 - I'm thinking dead wife. - No.
-死去的伙伴？ -没有 - Dead partner? - No.
带领一群伙伴行动起来 Led a group of buddies into action,
打了一个坏电话 失去了他们 仍然困扰着它？ made a bad call, lost them and still haunted by it?
你能停下来吗？ Will you stop?
看 很难被部署 Look, it's hard being deployed.
你离开家的人更加困难 It's even harder on the people that you leave at home.
任务前 我中枪了 The mission before last, I got shot.
当我到家时 我的未婚妻离开了我 她不能接受它 When I got home, my fiancee left me. She couldn't take it.
我的工作只是 最好是独处 My job's just... It's better to be alone.
人们似乎总是受到伤害 不管怎样 People always seem to get hurt, one way or another.
所以 So...
我为什么要告诉你这些？ Why am I telling you all this?
鱼是你必须记住她的一切？ And the fish is all you have to remember her by?
-跟你说话很愉快 -等等！ - Nice talking to you. - Wait!
如果我告诉你我也在考虑当间谍 What if I told you I was thinking about being a spy too
当我长大了？ when I grow up?
-好吧祝你好运 -我是认真的 - Alright. Good luck with that. - I'm serious.
你不相信我？ You don't believe me?
听着 孩子 你就是不是间谍 Look, kid, you're just not the spy type.
哦 我明白 Oh, I see.
所以 我应该呆在我的盒子里 So, I should just stay in my box
梦想成为一个咖啡师 and dream of being maybe a barista
还是时装设计师还是婚礼策划师？ or a fashion designer or a wedding planner?
或者像妈一样是 ER 护士？ Or maybe an ER nurse like your mother?
你知道 我还是想问波比 You know, I was thinking of asking Bobbi anyway.
她似乎更像手术的大脑 She seems more like the brains of the operation,
而你更强壮 whereas you're more the brawn.
你叫谁'布朗'？波比是分析师 Who are you calling 'brawn'? Bobbi's an analyst.
她没有我的一盎司训练 She doesn't have an ounce of my training.
如果有人要教你 那将会是 If anybody's gonna teach you, it's gonna be...
干得不错 Nicely done.
别再这样了 Don't do that again.
那么 第一个是什么？射击场？障碍课程？ So, what's first? Shooting range? Obstacle course?
他们不让9岁的孩子进入射击场 They don't let 9-year-olds into shooting ranges.
那玩得怎么样？ Where's the fun in that?
我们知道你是个很好的骗子 Now, we know you're a pretty good liar,
但是如果你被敌人抓住了 but what if you're caught by the enemy
面对测谎仪测试？ and faced with a lie detector test?
我们为什么要这么做？她根本不应该在这里 Why are we doing this? She shouldn't even be in here.
好 关键是专注于你的呼吸 Alright. The key is to focus on your breathing.
血压有丝毫增加 The slightest increase in your blood pressure
是表明你没有说实话的指标 is an indicator that you're not telling the truth.
我们将从简单的事情开始 We'll start with something simple.
我问你一个问题 I'll ask you a question
你会用一个明显的谎言来回答的 and you'll answer with an obvious lie.
我不想看到那些针移动 清楚吗？ I don't wanna see those needles move. Is that clear?
好 来吧 Alright. Here we go.
那么 我什么时候能得到第一个作业？ So, when do I get my first assignment?
当我决定你准备好了 When I decide that you're ready.
-我准备好了 -哦 是吗？好 - I am ready. - Oh, yeah? Alright.
看到那栋公寓楼了吗？ See that apartment building there?
是的 Yeah.
你认识住在那里的人吗？ You know anybody who lives there?
-不 -10分钟 - No. - 10 minutes.
我想在一个阳台上见到你 I wanna see you on one of those balconies.
你要我走进陌生人的公寓吗？ You want me to talk my way into some stranger's apartment?
你知道那有多危险吗？ Do you know how dangerous that is?
走进我的公寓 你没遇到问题 You didn't have a problem walking into my apartment.
我只需要五分钟 I only need five minutes.
你以什么为生？ What do you do for a living?
我是克格勃特工 冒充四年级学生 I'm a KGB agent posing as a fourth-grader.
我哥哥有三条腿卖裂缝 My brother has three legs and sells crack
我妈妈是个妓人 and my mother is a prostitute.
我不需要一台机器来告诉我是否有人撒谎 I don't need a machine to tell me if someone's lying.
-是吗？ -是的我能闻到谎言的味道 - Yeah? - Yeah. I can smell a lie.
内啡肽释放气味 手掌出汗 Endorphins release an odour, palms sweat
和最终的告诉 -一眨眼的一点 and the ultimate tell - the slightest blink of an eye.
-这就是我所需要的 -你是说这样？ - That's all I need. - You mean like this?
JJ 我觉得你是个非常可爱和敏感的人 JJ, I think you're a really sweet and sensitive person.
JJ 我钦佩你所有的纹身 JJ, I admire all of your tattoos.
停止 Stop.
JJ 我相信你从没服用过类固醇 JJ, I believe you that you've never taken steroids.
上帝啊！ Jesus Christ!
JJ 停下严重 是真的 我只是在开玩笑 JJ, stop. Seriously. For real. I'm just joking.
现在 在任何战斗中 你需要一个惊喜的元素 Now, in any fight, you need an element of surprise.
现在 你又小又弱 而我正好相反 Now, you're tiny and weak and I'm the opposite,
所以这个练习的目的是超越我 so the objective of this exercise is to get past me.
现在 一个好主意可能是引起分心 Now, a good idea might be to cause a distraction
因为 否则 你就没有机会 because, otherwise, there'd be zero chance of you...
蓝 莓！ Blueberry!
蓝 莓！天啊 还行 Blueberry! Oh, God. OK.
那是一些冷血的屎 That's some cold-blooded shit.
到目前为止 我本可以学到你教给我的任何东西 So far, I could have learned anything you've taught me
从YouTube from YouTube.
哦 是的？是吗？ Oh, yeah? Is that so?
我是说 你什么时候教我有趣的东西 I mean, when are you gonna teach me the fun stuff,
喜欢如何远离爆炸而不回头看 like how to walk away from an explosion without looking back
或者你带人出去之前说什么酷线？ or what cool line you say before you take someone out?
你需要停止获取你所有的间谍知识 You need to stop getting all your spy knowledge
从任务:不可能' from Mission: Impossible'.
但 But...
如果我要说一个很酷的台词 ...if I was gonna say a cool line,
我必须保持它真正的新鲜 I have to keep it real fresh.
你会对不同的坏人有不同的路线？ You'd have a different line for different bad guys?
是的 Yep.
如果刺客伪装成冰淇淋人呢？ What if the assassin was disguised as an ice-cream man?
我会说 冷静下来 然后 我会用冰柜把他刺中 I'd say, "Chill out." And then I'd stab him with a freezer pop.
-人行道上的圣诞老人？ -一路走来 地狱 - A sidewalk Santa? - "Jingle all the way... to hell."
一个打扮成狗 卖手表的家伙？ A guy dressed up as a dog, selling watches?
时间了 婊子 "Time's up, bitch."
-你今天怎么样？ -很好你？ - How was your day? - It was good. Yours?
好 Fine.
-出什么事了？ -没有 - Something wrong? - No.
是否确定？ Are you sure?
因为好像有些东西会打扰你 'Cause it seems like something might be bothering you.
你帮她训练如何通过测谎仪 但不是我 You helped train her how to pass a lie detector, but not me.
我是说 我不想在这里成为年龄主义者 JJ 但她九岁 I mean, I don't wanna be ageist here, JJ, but she is nine.
她仍然开着夜灯睡觉 She still sleeps with a night-light.
我是一名拥有英语硕士学位的专业黑客 I'm a professional hacker with a Master's degree in English.
我们只是在一起呆了一小段时间 We just spent a little time together.
我并没有真正教她什么 I wasn't really teaching her anything.
哦 嗯 你教她如何放置形状的收费 Oh, well, you taught her how to place shaped charges.
-只是玩道 -这不是重点 - It was just Play-Doh. - That's not the point.
-我应该给你买个玩吧？ -我可以自己玩多 - Should I get you some Play-Doh? - I can get my own Play-Doh.
是否确定？因为我很乐意给你买点 Are you sure? Because I'd be happy to get you some.
不要这样关于玩道 Don't you make this about the Play-Doh.
这是关于我们的 我们是合作伙伴 This is about us. We're partners.
我已经告诉你了 你不是我的搭档 I already told you, you are not my partner.
嘿！ Hey!
你做晚饭了吗？ Did you make dinner?
让我直接说一下 Let me just hop right on that.
你好？你好？你好？ Hello? Hello? Hello?
维克多 你在这里干什么？ Victor, what are you doing here?
放松 Relax.
没有信号或监视 There's no signal or surveillance
不会堵塞的 that this will not jam.
-你在说什么？ -中情局已经把你全部都结束了 - What are you talking about? - The CIA is all over you.
他们两分钟后就从那扇门出来 They're gonna be coming through that door in two minutes,
就是说你有一个给我我需要的 which means you have exactly one to give me what I need.
什么 Anything.
我哥哥把计划放哪儿了？ Where did my brother put the plans?
我不知道 I don't know.
-我想你会的 -他不信任我 - I think you do. - He didn't trust me.
他不信任任何人 尤其是你 He didn't trust anyone, especially you.
我听到他说的是和他最好的朋友在一起 All I heard him say was that it was with his best friend.
他最好的朋友？ His best friend?
是的 但我不知道那是谁 Yes, but I don't know who that is.
我愿意 I do.
我得出去 I gotta head out.
嘿 你没事吧？有什么紧急情况？ Hey. Are you OK? What's the emergency?
我们需要 谈话 We need to have 'the talk'.
对不起？ Excuse me?
你和我妈妈走错了路 You got off on the wrong track with my mom,
但我看到真正的你 我认为这仍然可以工作 but I see the real you and I think this can still work.
我一直在做一些研究 I've been doing some research.
宇宙 在线说你应该是男性 'Cosmo' online says you should be masculine,
但也敏感和情感脆弱 but also sensitive and emotionally vulnerable.
苏菲 怎么了？你撒谎要把我弄到这儿吗？ Sophie, what's going on? Did you lie to get me here?
-嗯 -JJ 你在这里干什么？ - Well... - JJ, what are you doing here?
JJ想来参加我们的艺术展 看看我的一些作品 JJ wanted to come to our art show and see some of my work.
-显然 他喜欢艺术 -是吗？ - Apparently, he loves art. - You do?
是的 当然 我的意思是 Yeah. Yeah, sure. I mean...
我是说 索菲 你在这里做的事 I mean, Sophie, what you've done here...
颜色是 太神奇了 ...with the colour, it's... it's amazing,
你可以说那是只鸟 and you can actually tell that that's a bird.
与这块废话相反 As opposed to this piece of crap.
我是说 那是什么鬼？ I mean, what the hell is that?
我是说 它看起来像一只热狗在猫身上倒垃圾 I mean, it looks like a hot dog taking a dump on a cat.
那是 太可怕了 对吧？ That is... That is horrible, right?
对？太 Right? That is so...
让我说完 Let me finish.
我要跑在前面 妈妈我有作业要做 I'm gonna run ahead, Mom. I've got homework to do.
-后来 JJ -再见 孩子 - Later, JJ. - See you, kid.
嘿 我为那里发生的事情感到抱歉 Hey, I'm sorry for what happened back there.
我有把脚放进嘴里的诀窍 I have a knack of putting my foot in my mouth.
真？没注意到 Really? Hadn't noticed.
你习惯独处 You get used to being alone
突然间 你不再和别人在一起了 and, all of a sudden, you're not good with people anymore.
是的 我想我也了解一点 Yeah. I guess I know a little bit about that too.
但是 你知道 他们怎么说的育儿？ But, you know, what is it they say about parenting?
这不仅仅是你说的话 It's not just about what you say.
这是关于在那里 出现 It's about being there, showing up.
苏菲有一段时间没这样了 Sophie hasn't had that for a while.
她爸爸大约一年前去世了 Her dad passed away about a year ago.
她一直假装她没事 但我可以告诉她在挣扎 She keeps pretending she's OK, but I can tell she's struggling.
不 她像她妈妈一样坚强 No. She's tough like her mom.
-我不知道我有多坚强 -是的 相信我 - I don't know how tough I am. - I do, believe me.
我的球还疼 My balls still hurt.
很抱歉 So sorry about that.
你想知道一个秘密吗？ Do you want to know a secret?
当然 Yeah, sure.
我不知道我在做什么 I have no idea what I'm doing.
我只是在翼翼 I'm just winging it.
是的 我也是 Yeah. Me too.
哦 看看这个小家伙 Oh, look at this little guy.
哦 哦 我想他病了 Ooh. Oh, I think he's sick.
不 他只是需要一点帮助 No, he just needs a little help.
给你 小家伙 There you go, little guy.
你会没事的 米阿米戈 You're gonna be just fine, mi amigo.
好 你去吧 安全而健全 Alright. There you go, safe and sound.
也许你是对的 Maybe you're right.
也许我只是在这里 出现 Maybe me just being here, showing up,
就是那个小家伙需要的 was all that little guy needed.
哦！ Oh!
我 没有看到 未来 I... did not see that coming.
哦 老大可怜的鸟 Oh, man. Poor bird.
-我有个念头 -是吗？ - I had a thought. - Yeah?
我碰巧星期四晚上下班 I happen to have Thursday night off from work
我想知道你是否想咬一口 and I wondered if you might wanna grab a bite.
我保证不做饭 I promise not to cook.
嗯 Um...
是的 Yeah.
-好的伟大 -是的 那太好了 - OK. Great. - Yeah, that'd be great.
-再见 -好吧 - See you later. - Alright.
晚安 Have a good night.
-JJ！ -嘿 - JJ! - Hey.
到底发生什么事了？ What the heck happened?
-你是怎么扭转的？ -你在听吗？ - How did you turn that around? - You were listening?
老实说 我不知道 Honestly, I have no idea.
不是我所期待的 但你现在不能吹这个 Not what I expected, but you can't blow this now.
餐厅的想法？ Restaurant ideas?
我在这个跳舞的小吃吧前慢跑 I jogged by this tapas bar that has dancing.
跳舞？给我看些东西 Dancing? Show me something.
松？民建 联？克鲁克？水平向上？什么？ Floss? Dab? Crunk? Level Up? Anything?
-不 -我们走得太远了 - No. - We've come too far.
我不会让你毁了这个 I am not letting you ruin this.
还行 停止 不 OK. Stop. No.
你中风了吗？ Are you having a stroke?
-没那么糟糕 -答应我一件事 - It's not that bad. - Promise me one thing.
我会让你带我妈妈去吃饭 但不要跳舞 I will let you take my mom to dinner, but no dancing.
不要冒险 我们好吗？ Don't risk it. We good?
你很麻木 You're very insensitive.
-是 我们 好？ -是的 我们很好 - Are... we... good? - Yeah, we're good.
好 晚安 JJ Good. Goodnight, JJ.
晚上 苏菲 谢谢你的信心提升 'Night, Sophie. Thanks for the confidence boost.
不客气 You're welcome.
-有什么紧急情况？ -嗯 没什么 真的 - What was the emergency? - Uh, nothing, really.
嗯 奇怪有什么我应该知道的吗？ Hm. Weird. Anything I should know about?
还行 OK.
想知道 如果也许 ..was wondering if maybe
你想和我咬一口 you would like to grab a bite with me.
是的 Yeah.
开什么玩笑？你到底在想什么？ Are you kidding me? What the hell are you thinking?
我没在想这是这个肾上腺素充电的时刻 I wasn't thinking. It was this adrenaline-charged moment.
-她的眼睛太神奇了 -你出轨了！ - Her eyes were amazing. - You are off the rails!
首先 你带孩子滑冰 然后你去表演和告诉 First, you take the kid skating, then you go to show-and-tell,
现在你要约会了 and now you're going on a date
与女人 我们应该监视 with the woman we're supposed to be surveilling
而你跟我撒谎 and you're lying to me about it.
如果我和她在一起 我会知道她是安全的 If I'm with her, I'll know she's safe.
嗯 伙计 我们的工作不是保护她的安全 好吗？ Well, dude, our job isn't to keep her safe, OK?
是看那个坏人是否和她联系 It's to see if the bad guy makes contact with her.
-这是我们的使命 -没有任务 - That is our mission. - There is no mission.
这全是无稽之谈 This is all nonsense.
那间公寓里没有秘密信息 There is no covert information in that apartment,
只是一个破碎的家庭 这就是事实 just a broken family and that is the truth.
真相？我们最后要谈真相？伟大！ The truth? We're gonna talk about the truth, finally? Great!
我知道你失去了整个团队 Well, I know that you lost your entire team
上次部署时 on your last deployment.
那是机密的 That's classified.
是的 嗯 我是技术员 记得吗？ Yeah. Well, I'm the tech, remember?
我可以解决它 I can work around that -
如果你相信我 你可能会发现有用的东西 something you might find useful if you'd ever trust me,
但我知道了 but I get it.
你就是那个被关了的人？ 我独自工作 You're the guy who's all closed off, huh? "I work alone."
你在薄冰上 You're on thin ice.
也许你应该带凯特出去吃饭 Maybe you should take Kate out to dinner
这样你就可以克服你过去所有的废话 so you can get over all that crap in your past
看看你是否还有一颗心 and see if you still have a heart
在那个纹身的森林下面 underneath that tattooed forest.
-很好我会的 -太好了！吃一顿丰盛的晚餐！ - Fine. I will. - Great! Have a great dinner!
嗯 我不是这个打算 Well, that's not how I intended that to go.
嘿 JJ！有一秒钟吗？ Hey, JJ! Got a sec?
呃 有个约会 Uh, got a date.
是的 我们收到苏菲的消息她寄给我们SOS的 Yeah, we heard from Sophie. She sent us the SOS.
哦 希特的作风不和 Ooh. Shit's out of style.
不是吗 托德？ Ain't that right, Todd?
加油 Come on.
拜托 我们不会咬你加油 Come on, we're not gonna bite you. Come on.
凯特是个特别的女士你不同意吗？ Kate's a very special lady. Don't you agree?
-当然 -很漂亮 - Definitely. - Beautiful.
-聪明 -经历了很多 虽然 - Smart. - Been through a lot, though.
脆弱 单身妈妈 Vulnerable, single mom.
托德想知道你的意图是什么 Todd wants to know what your intentions are.
我们只是出去吃饭 We're just going out to dinner.
托德是由一位单身母亲抚养长大的 Todd was raised by a single mother.
-情况让他担心 -好吧 只是吃晚饭 托德 - The situation concerns him. - Well, just dinner, Todd.
这只是邻居之间的友好交谈 And this is just a friendly chat between neighbours.
我们别跟不上这个 拉德 JJ Let's not keep up this cha... rade, JJ.
我们知道男人是怎么想的 好吗？ We know how men think, OK?
不 伙计们 我会好好对待她的我保证 你可以相信我 No. Guys, I'll treat her well. I promise. You can trust me.
好 我们有多少时间？ Alright. How much time do we have?
我想我可能会晚一点 10分钟？ I guess I can be a little late. 10 minutes?
10分钟？！我不是上帝这永远不会奏效 10 minutes?! I'm not God. This will never work.
只需取消并重新安排 5 月 Just cancel and reschedule for May.
还行 OK.
托德是对的我们可以做到这一点 Todd's right. We can do this.
首先 我们得对这件衬衫做点什么 First, we gotta do something about this shirt.
你看起来好像在做广告 就像在宣传布朗尼毛巾 You look like you're advertising Brawny Towels.
你是谁 更快的拾取者上部？ Who are you, the Quicker Picker Upper?
然后 我们必须去角质 Then we have to exfoliate.
我不知道那是什么意思 I don't know what that means.
你们开始吓唬我了 You guys are starting to freak me out.
所以 苏菲告诉我你们刚从巴黎搬回来 So, Sophie tells me you guys just moved back from Paris.
嗯 -hm Mm-hm.
是的 嗯 Yeah. Um...
是的 当 当她爸爸去世时 Yeah, when... when her dad passed,
我们待了一会儿 但很难 we stayed for a bit, but it was hard.
去年 警察搜查了我们的房子 拿走了所有东西 Last year, the police raided our house and took everything,
冻结了我们的账户 没收了我们的资产 froze our accounts, seized our assets.
原来我丈夫卷入了一些非常糟糕的事情 Turned out that my husband was involved in some very bad stuff
嗯 我不知道 and, um, I didn't know.
是的 它是 Yeah, it's...
有些人可以保守秘密是可怕的 ...it's scary what some people can keep secret.
啊 我们又见面了 Ah, we meet again.
我们在哪里？ Where are we at?
在一起一个小时20 Been together an hour 20.
看起来进展顺利 双方都微笑着 Seems to be going well, smiles on both sides.
坚实的时尚选择 Solid fashion choice.
-他看起来英俊 -衬衫怎么了？ - He looks handsome. - What's with the shirt?
他得到了托德和卡洛斯的奎尔眼 He got Queer-Eyed by Todd and Carlos.
甜 您想要音频吗？ Sweet. Do you want audio?
-你有音频吗？ -我九岁？ - Do you have audio? - What am I, like, nine?
没有冒犯 No offence.
和大人一起出去真是太好了 Just so nice to be out with the grown-ups.
苏菲 如果你想和我分享 Sophie, if you ever wanna share with me
JJ教你 那很酷 但是 what JJ taught you, that'd be cool, but...
啊 没关系 Ah, never mind.
当然 我可以教你 Sure, I could teach you
如果你教我如何窃听电话 if you teach me how to tap a phone.
那你呢？ So, what about you?
命运的转折把你从我们带过走廊？ What twist of fate brought you across the hallway from us?
凯特 有东西 Kate, there's something...
我有件事要告诉你 There's something I need to tell you.
你想跳舞吗？ Do you want to dance?
因为我很久没跳舞了 Because I haven't danced in ages.
我不认为 I don't think...
正确 别想你不应该 Correct. Don't think. You should not.
你害怕吗？ Are you afraid?
-哦 上帝 -我们来吧 - Oh, God. - Let's do it.
-是的！ -我们来吧 - Yes! - Let's do it.
-不 不 不 -是的 是的 是的！ - No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes!
好了 我们开始吧 Alright, here we go.
等 等 Wait. Wait.
-嘿 看吧！ -对不起 伙计我很抱歉 - Hey, watch it! - Sorry, man. I'm so sorry.
毫米 Mm...
哦不 它正在发生 Oh, no. It's happening.
他将在 今天 节目中结束演出 He's going to wind up on the 'Today' show.
这看起来像是 史莱克 结尾的婚礼 This looks like the wedding at the end of 'Shrek'.
今晚我玩得很开心 I had a lot of fun tonight.
是的 我也是 Yeah, me too.
-晚安 -晚上 - Well, goodnight. - 'Night.
数学故事问题可能很棘手 Well, math story problems can be tricky,
所以你得把他们打倒 so you gotta break 'em down.
首先 弄清楚他们问你什么 First, figure out what they're asking you
然后你做数学题 and then you do the math.
-你是怎么弄到那个伤疤的？ -那个？弹片 - How'd you get that scar? - That? Shrapnel.
看看这个 Check this one.
滑板 车 Scooter.
固体 现在集中注意力 好吗？ Solid. Now concentrate, OK?
我爸爸是个坏人吗？ Was my dad a bad guy?
嗯 Um...
是的 是的 Yes. Yeah.
嗯 我觉得 Uh, well, I think...
我想他做了一些糟糕的决定 I think he made some bad decisions,
特别是和你叔叔在一起 especially about getting involved with your uncle,
但如果他帮你 but if he helped make you,
他不可能那么糟糕 对吧？ he couldn't have been all that bad, right?
好 数学 Alright. Math.
假设有12个很坏的家伙 我得把他们拿下来 Let's say there's 12 really bad guys and I gotta take them down,
但我有个搭档 but I've got a partner.
如果你把十几个坏人分给我们俩 If you divide a dozen bad guys by the two of us,
我们每人要打倒多少坏人？ how many bad guys do each of us get to take down?
那么 12除以2是6 Well, 12 divided by 2 is 6,
但如果你的伴侣是波比 but if your partner is Bobbi,
你拿下所有12 you're taking down all 12
她从车里为你加油 and she's cheering you on from the van.
哦 但是 等等 再有七个坏人包围了你的大院 Oh, but, wait, then seven more bad guys surround your compound
你不知道该走哪条路 and you don't know which way to go
因为你的技术支持讨厌你 开车走了 because your tech support hates you and drove away,
哎呀 你死了 so, oops, you're dead.
-嗨 凯特 -嘿我可以帮忙吗？ - Hi, Kate. - Hey. Can I ask a favour?
-嗯 是的 好的 -他们刚延长我的班次 - Um, yeah, OK. - They just extended my shift.
你能看看苏菲吗？ Can you look in on Sophie?
我是说 我肯定她会没事的 但是孤独的时间很长 I mean, I'm sure she'll be fine, but it's a long time alone.
是的 没问题 Yeah, no problem.
谢谢 你是个救命恩人 Thanks. You're a lifesaver.
哦 你能确保她做作业吗？ Oh, can you make sure she does her homework?
没问题 You got it.
嗨 妈妈 Hi, Mom.
我们做完作业 所以我们做了晚饭 We finished homework, so we made dinner.
-是的 -我们有什么？ - Yeah. - What are we having?
嗯 我不会做饭 所以蛋白质会摇动 Well, I can't cook, so protein shakes.
-烤奶酪三明治 -没错 - And grilled cheese sandwiches. - That's right.
我拿到了 I got that.
我能和你谈谈吗？ Can I talk to you for a minute?
是的 Yeah.
我知道我在入住前应该打电话 I know I should have called before I stayed.
我没想到会走进这个 I didn't expect to walk into this.
对不起 苏菲真的很有说服力 I'm sorry. Sophie can be really convincing.
不 你没麻烦 No, you're not in trouble.
我只是 我想说谢谢 I just... I wanted to say thank you.
啊！ Aww!
你绊倒我们的生活是一股新鲜空气 You stumbling into our lives has been a breath of fresh air.
妈妈 这是怎么回事？ Mom, where does this go?
我会回来的 I'll be back.
哦 是的 他是烤面包 Oh, yeah, he's toast.
我的计划在哪里？ Where are my plans?
时钟在滴答作响 The clock is ticking.
阿扎尔 你太担心了 Azar, you worry too much.
我已经找到他们了 但我需要24小时 I've located them, but I'm gonna need 24 hours.
我们进去吧我们周围都有眼睛 Let's go inside. There are eyes all around us.
我想马奎斯已经找到了他要找的东西 I think Marquez has found what he's looking for.
搬进来现在！ Move in. Now!
-冻结！ -别动！ - Freeze! - Don't move!
进去 Get in.
去！ Go!
我们把它们固定住了我想要两支球队 We've got them pinned. I want both teams...
-一定很重要 -哦 是的 - Must be pretty important. - Oh, it is.
这就是为什么我想在这里做 That's why I wanted to do it here.
-操作结束 -什么？ - The operation is over. - What?
我们在柏林的马奎斯关闭了 We closed in on Marquez in Berlin.
因此 他不是被带走 而是引爆了自己 So rather than be taken, he blew himself up.
有多个实体 There are multiple bodies.
法医正在筛选混乱 Forensics are sifting through the mess.
所以任务结束了 So the mission's over
我们不再需要看着家人 and we no longer need to be watching the family.
好吧 我想我们回芝加哥去清理一下？ OK, so I guess we'll go back to Chicago and clear out?
你会做的不止这些 You'll be doing more than that.
您还将在这里清理您的办公桌 You'll also be clearing out your desks here.
哦 老大你侵入了我们的硬盘 Oh, man. You tapped into our hard drive.
呃 我们做的有点 Uh... that's kinda what we do.
这不是它看起来的样子 That is not what it looks like.
那 我可以解释 That... I can explain that.
100万次点击？哇 那是 1 million hits? Wow, that's...
不是重点 ...not the point.
只有一份工作 Just one job.
只有一份工作坐下来看 Just one job. To sit and watch.
但是没有 你破坏了一个任务 But no, you compromised a mission
和违反协议 and broke protocol.
-这是不能容忍的！ -这不是鲍比的错 - That can't be tolerated! - This wasn't Bobbi's fault.
-我拿走了 -你们完了 - I took this... - You guys are done.
哇 我 我只是 Wow, I'm... I just...
你不能只是打电话给我们在芝加哥告诉我们 And you couldn't just call us in Chicago and tell us that
这样我们才能清除出去？ so we could clear out there?
你必须把我们飞到这儿来告诉我们？ You had to fly us out here to tell us that?
太贵了 That's very expensive.
电子邮件是否正常工作？ Is email not working?
这些是税金 These are tax dollars.
波比 你什么时候要说什么？ Bobbi, when are you gonna say something?
我是说 整个航班都回来了 什么都没有 I mean, the whole flight back, nothing.
你知道的？好吧 好吧 我错了 You know? Alright, fine, I was wrong.
我没听你警告了我 I didn't listen. You warned me.
你知道 说点什么你为什么不生我的气？ You know, say something. Why aren't you mad at me?
因为你是我的英雄 'Cause you're my hero, dude.
我喜欢看着你成为一个正常的人 I liked watching you become a normal person.
祝你好运 Good luck.
-嘿！嗨 进来 -嘿好 - Hey! Hi, come on in. - Hey. Alright.
你去哪儿了？ So, where have you been?
嗯 是的 我 Uh, yeah, I, uh...
我有一些希望好的好消息 I got some hopefully good news.
还有一些 一些潜在的令人不安的消息 And some... some potentially upsetting news.
-哦 -首先是好消息 - Oh. - First the good news.
还行 OK.
凯特 Kate...
我真的很喜欢你好多 I really like you. A lot.
你打开了我的一部分 已经 You've opened up a part of me that's been
关闭很长一段时间 closed off for a really long time.
好吧 让我们说这种感觉是相互的 Well, let's just say the feeling's mutual.
嗯 可能令人心烦的消息？ Um, the... potentially upsetting news?
天啊 Oh, boy.
我们是中情局 We're CIA.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
凯特 Kate...
-多蠢 -凯特 - How stupid. - Kate...
凯特 Kate.
-他们在哪里？ -凯特 - Where are they? - Kate...
上帝！ God!
你很好 JJ你真不错！ You're good, JJ. You are really good!
和所有你 你的故事 With all your... your stories.
苏菲！ And Sophie!
我是想保护你 I was trying to protect you.
Jj？ JJ?
苏菲 去你的房间 Sophie, go to your room.
-求你了 -等等 妈妈 - Please. - Wait, Mom.
别生气我可以解释 Don't be mad. I can explain.
你知道这个吗？ You knew about this?
苏菲 Sophie...
你怎么能？！ How could you?!
这是我的工作 凯特 It's my job, Kate.
离开 Leave.
苏菲 Sophie...
我做了什么？ What have I done?
你一直都是对的 You were right this whole time.
哦 我是 Oh, I was.
我让它变得个人化了 I let it get personal.
和孩子和凯特 With the kid and Kate.
我很虚弱 I was weak.
我是说 个人不是弱点 I mean, personal isn't a weakness.
就你而言 它毁了你的事业 In your case, it ruined your career
并威胁国家安全 and threatened national security,
但大多数人确实有个人关系 but most people do have personal relationships.
不是我 Not me.
我有一条鱼 I have a fish.
他怎么样？ How's he doing?
不是很好 Not so good.
我也只是个女孩 I'm also just a girl...
站在一个男孩面前 ...standing in front of a boy...
要求他爱她 ...asking him to love her.
这是有史以来最悲伤的电影 It's the saddest movie ever.
我用走奥齐作为诱饵来见你 I used walking Ozzie as a decoy to get to see you.
那很聪明 That was smart.
你不应该在这里 You shouldn't be here.
我为你做的 I made this for you.
这不是鱼 所以它不会死在你身上 It's not a fish, so it won't die on you.
你可以永远保留它 You can keep it forever.
加油 让我送你回去 Come on. Let me walk you back.
我们不会再见面了 We're not going to see each other again,
是吗？ are we?
我会 I'll, uh...
我会不时查到你 好吗？ I'll check on you from time to time, OK?
我永远不会忘记你 好吗？承诺 I'm never gonna forget you, OK? Promise.
妈妈？妈妈 你没事吧？发生了什么事？ Mom? Mom, are you OK? What happened?
苏菲 去玩吧 Sophie, go play.
哇！神圣的废话！ Whoa! Holy crap!
这难道不可爱吗？ Isn't this cute?
小苏菲有一个新的游戏日期从中情局 Little Sophie has a new play date from the CIA.
坐下 Sit down.
你为什么不90岁 维克多？请离开 Why don't you just 90, Victor? Please, just leave.
中情局正在监视我们他们随时都会在这里 The CIA is watching us. They're gonna be here any minute.
不 我用一些炸药来照顾它 No, I took care of that with some explosives
和一座带有隧道系统的旧建筑 and an old building with a tunnel system
二战遗留下来的 left over from World War II.
好孩子 Good boy.
它不会永远存在 但是 It's not gonna hold forever, but...
我只需要一天 ...I only need a day.
别伤害他！这个小家伙？ Don't hurt him! This little guy?
我永远不会伤害他 I would never hurt him.
他对我的意义比你们任何人都大 He means more to me than any of you do.
他是我哥哥最好的朋友 He's my brother's best friend.
嘿！ Hey!
哦 我的上帝 我该怎么办？ Oh, my God. What do I do?
哦 我要碰！ Oh, I'm gonna touch!
啊！ Ahh!
很好 教孩子没用给我看任何东西 Great, teach the kid. No need to show me anything.
都在那儿 It's all there.
您好 家人！ Hello, family!
门是开着的 托德做了他著名的腐殖质 Door was open. Todd made his famous hummus.
-不 你们需要离开 -是的 我有家人过来 - No, you guys need to leave. - Yeah, I have family over.
你们都非常粗鲁 Y'all are being extremely rude.
你知道从零开始制造腐殖质有多难吗？ You know how hard it is making hummus from scratch?
马上离开 Leave now.
好了 就这个了 现在你伤害了托德的感情托德？ OK, that's it. Now you've hurt Todd's feelings. Todd?
真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
你们怎么知道的？ How'd you guys know?
我们会接受的 JJ We'll take that, JJ.
我宁愿不要把洞放在像你这样的漂亮东西上 I'd prefer not to put holes in a pretty thing like you.
-好吧 我很困惑 -你参与了这个？ - OK, I'm confused. - You're in on this?
这栋楼里有人吗？ Is there anyone in this building
谁不谎报他们是谁？ who's not lying about who they are?
我们是独立的承包商 We're independent contractors.
当你丈夫死后计划没有上市时 When the plans didn't hit the market after your husband died,
我们认为他们一定在这里 we figured they must be here.
我们决定玩这项漫长的比赛 We decided to play the long game.
没人怀疑隔壁的同性恋夫妇 No-one ever suspects the gay couple next door.
对不起 你也是在撒谎做同性恋？！ Sorry, you're lying about being gay too?!
哦 不 我们是同性恋 Oh, no, we're gay.
然而 我们通过这次任务坠入爱河 We fell in love through this mission, though.
这真是一个可爱的故事 It's really a cute story.
我们发现我们都有激情 We found out we both have a passion
用于切维奇和远程导弹 for ceviche and long-range missiles.
哦 你也很好 Oh, and you were good too.
我们预料到中情局的监视 但我们从来没有想到过 We expected CIA surveillance but it never occurred to us
有人会真正参与他们的目标 that someone would actually get involved with their target.
但够了 驱动器 JJ But enough of that. The drive, JJ.
这不是个人的事情 亲爱的我们还是朋友 It's nothing personal, honey. We're still friends.
哇 Wow.
奥兹！ Ozzie!
-JJ！ -不！ - JJ! - No!
不！ No!
我在马奎斯！ I'm on Marquez!
冻结！ Freeze!
我会用你漂亮的肉毒杆菌的脸射中你 I will shoot you right in your beautifully botoxed face.
我们都知道 你没有任何需要扣动扳机 We both know you don't have what it takes to pull that trigger.
哦 婊子 你不认识我 Oh, bitch, you don't know me.
你不太擅长枪 黄油杯 You're not very good at the gun thing, buttercup.
也许 Maybe.
但是你知道我真正擅长什么吗？ But you know what I'm really good at?
踢 Kicking...
嗯 Um...
踢 ...uh, kicking...
放开我！放开我！ Let me go! Let me go!
Jj！Jj！ JJ! JJ!
屁股 ...ass.
进去！ Get in!
维克多叔叔 你为什么要这么做？ Uncle Victor, why are you doing this?
你是我的保险别叫我 叔叔 You're my insurance. And don't call me 'uncle'.
你父亲和我恨对方我不是你的家人 Your father and I hated each other. I'm not your family.
我想回家 带我回去 I wanna go home. Take me back.
闭嘴！不是另一个词 Shut up! Not another word.
鲍比 你在那儿吗？你能看上吗？ Bobbi, you there? Can you get eyes on?
是的！是的 我得锁上卫星 Yeah! Yeah, I just gotta get a lock on the satellite.
只需要一分钟 It'll just take a minute.
我有她在找到我的iPhone 88号向西走 I have her on Find My iPhone. Going west on 88th.
我可以把目光放在路上吗？ May I suggest keeping your eyes on the road?
-或者人行道！ -嘿 你疯了 - Or sidewalk! - Hey, you crazy...
-那车到底怎么了？ -核 世界末日的东西 - What the hell is on that drive? - Nuclear, end-of-world stuff.
这对我来说还是个理由！ It's still not a good reason for lying to me!
完全正确 不是一个很好的理由 Totally right. Not a good reason.
我把你放在卫星上了 I got you on satellite.
看起来他们要去纳珀维尔 Looks like they're headed to Naperville.
-那里有个机场 -在它 - There's an airfield there. - On it.
在四分之一英里内 向左转 In a quarter of a mile, turn left.
你在用瓦兹吗？！ Are you using Waze?!
是的！你的驾驶吓到我了 Yes! Your driving's frightening me.
放开我！ Let me go!
别动 Don't move.
-凯特 我不会的 -等一下！ - Kate, I wouldn't. - Hold on!
您已到达目的地 You have reached your destination.
哇 不是我所期待的 Whoa. Not what I expected.
事实上 我 我也没想到 Actually, I... I didn't expect that either.
别让他和她一起走！ Don't let him leave with her!
你打算怎么办？ What are you gonna do?
我在努力！ I'm working on it!
谁在悬崖边上建跑道？！ Who builds a runway at the edge of a cliff?!
管他呢？ What the hell?
你搞错了 You messed with the wrong dude.
我们拭目以向 We'll see about that.
别担心 苏菲他没来 Don't worry, Sophie. He ain't getting by me.
你开始生气了 You're starting to piss me off.
我射这个燃料 每个人都会死 I shoot this fuel and everybody dies.
那让我们快速做一下 Then let's make this quick.
是只有我 还是这看起来很熟悉？ Is it just me or does this seem familiar?
我现在有点忙！ I'm a little busy right now!
不 我是说 螺旋桨和油箱 No, I mean, the propeller and the fuel tank.
就像我们缺少的都是纳粹 It's like all we're missing is Nazis.
别说话了！ Stop talking!
不！不！ No! No!
Jj！ JJ!
苏菲！ Sophie!
不要动！ Do not move!
JJ 我很害怕！ JJ, I'm scared!
别往下看！ Don't look down!
看着我 Just look at me.
苏菲 Sophie.
我们需要平衡飞机 否则飞机就会坠落 We need to balance out the plane or it's gonna fall.
-什么？ -我需要你到前面去 - What? - I need you go to out the front.
我要出去 在机翼上见你 好吗？ I'm gonna go out the back and meet you on the wing, OK?
只要慢点 不要往下看 Just move slow and don't look down.
你能做到的 好吗？ You can do it, OK?
还行 OK.
啊！ Ahh!
停止！ Stop!
苏菲 我接受 Sophie, I'll take that.
苏菲 别这样 Sophie, don't do it.
亲爱的 Sweetheart,
你只是把它扔给我 我保证 you just throw it to me and I promise
我会让你和你的新朋友活下来 that I'll let you and your new friend live.
苏菲 不 Sophie, no.
我不在乎一些愚蠢的计划 JJ I don't care about some stupid plans, JJ.
让他来 Let him have it.
好女孩 Good girl.
但我撒谎了 But I lied.
猜猜在家庭里运行 Guess that runs in the family.
不在我身边 Not on my side.
有一个不错的飞行 迪克 Have a nice flight, dick.
有一个很好的飞行 迪克 ？ "Have a nice flight, dick"?
让我休息一下我很紧张 Give me a break. I was nervous.
不错 孩子 Not bad, kid.
JJ 会爆炸的 JJ, it's gonna blow.
走 走去！ Go, go. Go!
JJ 等等！ JJ, wait!
苏菲！ Sophie!
请 Please.
你们在干什么？！ What are you guys doing?!
是哑巴 It's a dud.
那玩得怎么样？ Where's the fun in that?
没关系 谢谢 That's OK. Thanks.
别告诉任何人我这么做了 Don't tell anyone I did this.
管他呢？你带着那东西四处走动？ What the hell? You just walk around with that thing?
好吧 伙计们 Alright, guys.
说真的 认真的在掌声中放一根针 把它敲掉 Seriously, seriously. Put a pin in the applause. Knock it off.
嗯 我们面临着很多曝光 如何下降 Well, we're facing a lot of exposure over how this went down
但你应该知道这个家庭真的为你打球了 but you should know the family really went to bat for you.
把它从火里拉出来的方法 Way to pull it outta the fire.
谢谢 Thanks.
所以我们一直在考虑很多 嗯 So we've been giving it a lot of thought, and, um...
-我们希望你回来 -是的！ - We'd like you back. - Yes!
我把你的任务选择给你随心所欲 And I'm giving you your pick of assignments. Wherever you want.
嗯 我正在考虑不要旅行一会儿 Well, I was thinking about not travelling for a bit.
-把它留在国内？ -也许在芝加哥的某个地方？ - Keep it domestic? - Somewhere in Chicago, maybe?
也许 Maybe.
但我必须和我的搭档一起清除它 But I gotta clear it with my partner.
真？是的 芝加哥？ Really? Yeah. Chicago?
-是的！ -是的 - Yeah! - Yeah.
嗯 哇！ Um... wow!
实际上 我想回到车里去 I'd like to be back in the van, actually.
-不再有枪了 -没有 - No more guns. - No.
如果我们真的是合作伙伴 And if we're really partners,
那我就应该和JJ同工同酬 then I should get equal pay with JJ.
是的 我也是 Yeah, me too.
-同工同酬 -嗯 -嗯 - Equal pay. - Mm-hm.
我要和楼上的人谈谈这件事 ...I'm gonna have to talk to someone upstairs about that.
楼上没有 我们在顶楼 There is no upstairs. We are on the top floor.
-看起来不错 JJ -谢谢你 亲爱的 - Looking good, JJ. - Thank you, honey.
我不得不同意 I'd have to agree.
哎呀！不！ Eww! No!
哦！苏菲 我们要玩标签加油！ Oh! Uh, Sophie, we're gonna play tag. Come on!
就在那儿 Be right there.
流行可能是一个实时吸吮 Being popular can be a real time suck.
玩得开心 孩子 Have fun, kid.
天啊 Oh, God.
请不 Please no.
一直在练习 ！ Been practising, bitches!